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Fortunately you threw the ketchup away

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unfortunately the ketchup teleported on his head
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Fortunately after “generic sandwich shop,” his next stop was to take a shower anyway, so he takes a shower.
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unfortunately, the shower explodes
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Fortunately, the exploding shower just cleans faster
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Unfortunately, the water went up his nose e

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Fortunately, he had gills, so he ciuld breath
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Unfortunately, he slipped and died in the shower

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Fortunately, he was holding a totem of undying
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Unfortunately, his mom walked in 😳

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Fortunately, his mom was blind
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Unfortunately, she slammed into the shower doors

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Fortunately, it was a curtain shower, so she just fell down
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Unfortunately, I need to go to bed. (Continue the story)

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Oh wait actually I have one more.

Unfortunately, she fell down onto YOUR NAKED BODY 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Fortunately you teleport into the game Inscryption.

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Unfortunately you die from heart attack and cannot get revived whatsoever with no loopholes and no getting around it.

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Fortunately no you didn’t
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Unfortunately you were still naked in the game and everyone saw your balls
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fortunately no one could see them because they were too sm-- nevermind