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Unfortunately they managed to get everyone in the entire universe to go to war against you.
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Fortunately, you went on vacation to another universe where everyone loves u
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Unfortunately they decided that they didn’t like you anymore and put you in jail where the other universe found you and poisoned you.
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Fortunately, they used the wrong poison, giving u immortality
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Unfortunately you didn’t take the wrong poison.
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Fortunately, you did, and the argument about you getting poisoned suddenly becomes unusuable
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Unfortunately you had a heart attack. There. Not poison.
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Fortunately, the heart attack allowed you so miss a nuclear war, saving ur life
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Unfortunately the earth exploded
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fortunately, time was reversed to before it exploded

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Unfortunately, you got teleported into a book....that has romance (hahahahahaha)

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Fortunately, the romance book lead you to a portal which lead you pack to the real world.

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Unfortunately the real world was going to war with another world
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Fortunately when the other world raided the real world, they didn't see you so you escaped

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Unfo u fell and broke ur face
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Fortunately, you managed to get it surgically fixed.
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Unfortunately, your nose was forever screwed up.

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Fortunately, you got surgery to remove your nose, and we're hired by Warner Bros to play Voldemort

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Unfortunately, you don't like your costume, and they fire you when you complain

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Fortunately you found 1000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars!