Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

Unfortunately, Steve uses your XP to enchant

fortunately, you survive as a sentient enchantment

Unfortunately Steve's pickaxe breaks

fortuanately, he enchanted you to a sword

fortunately another player with fire resistance takes it

Unfortunately player fell

fortunately zombie picked it up

fortunately, since we're already breaking the laws of minecraft physics, the powder snow keeps the sword from despawinng

fortunately you log out of the mod and log back in as a player

Fortunately they get banned

Fortunately Minecraft sends bodyguards

fortunately they log off, and you are now alone in your world.

fortunately, thats all right, cause with all the craziness happening recently, you figure that you could use some time alone.

Fortunately you have therapy

Fortunately, the therapist gets fired

unfortunately the world blew up and now your spiraling through the cold dark void of space