Unfortunately you can't go up to the mcdonald worker and order a burger cuz you have social anxiety and starve to death
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Oct 12, 2025
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Unfortunately, a homeless person broke int da mcdonald and ate the bread
Fortunately, the garbage collectors mistook it for rubbish and took it away with them
Fortunately, the smoke was just a mist
unfortunately its toxic
fortunately scientists invented a portal to move us to another world when the meteor hit earth
Unfortunately, the scientists were absolute idiots.
Unfortunately, that was just a conspiracy by a toothless dragon, and the whole thing was all fake.
Unfortunately it hits the moon
Unfortunately you are depressed cuz no one wants you