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SpongetheFifth
What???
SirLauncelot9
Unfortunately you can’t get the wrapper off the snickers bar
SpongetheFifth
How would a snickers bar help??
strawberri_juicee

#1892 cause it's something to do while floating in the endless void, idk either-

anyway; fortunately, you found a stranger in space (somehow) that helped get the wrapper off for you

LakennkeeperWey
Unfortunately he was the mean sort of stranger who took the snickers bar back after he opened it and ate the whole thing in front of you
strawberri_juicee

fortunately, you had a gun and were able to hold him at gunpoint to buy you another one

LakennkeeperWey
Unfortunately the only store in space is miles away.
strawberri_juicee

fortunately, the stranger has a car that works in space (somehow) and you go on a road trip to said store

randomchessguy555

Unfortunately it's all a sham just like OTF

LakennkeeperWey
Fortunately they had one more snickers bar which you eat
randomchessguy555

Unfortunately it's Poisoned

SacrifycedStoat
Fortunately you are immune to poison
JPepperoni

Unfortunately you lost that ability in a car accident 2 years ago

aerefs
Fortunately, that was a mistake and you still have poison resistance
OverlordChess44
Unfortunately you are a terrorist.
ShortKingDiogo

Fortunately you have a gun

strawberri_juicee

unfortunately the gun wasn't enough to keep the law off your back, the space police are apprehending you and sending you to space prison (or something)

LakennkeeperWey
Fortunately space prison is actually pretty nice and you make a lot of friends
andcheese35

Unfortunately there's no air in space

andcheese35

So you sufficient