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Obinoku
Oct 15, 2025
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#1881
Unfortunately, it had aliens living on it.
Fortunately the aliens died
#944 np
Fortunately we super glue it
Oct 15, 2025
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#1887
Unfortunately the super glue was from a defective bottle and doesn't work
Fortunately we use water
Oct 15, 2025
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#1890
Fortunately it was gum and it holds mars together for the ime being
Unfortunately, the gum was made by a substance that dissolves mars
Oct 15, 2025
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#1895
Fortunately your jaw was so strong the person gets their hand broken
Fortunately, you’re on mars, and there’s not a very well developed legal system up there
Unfortunately, you get sent to earth by the aliens on Mars and have to go through trial
Oct 17, 2025
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#1899
Fortunately every judge was sick and couldn't come so you are free