fortunately(?), you beat another prisoner to death and take his convenient supply of oxygen tanks
fortunately, you still have a gun because the space police forgot to confiscate it when sending you to jail for some reason
Fortunately you have a back up pistol
Unfortunately the chamber is jammed
fortunately I found a way to unjam it
Unfortunately, it was just a trap, and you got shot
fortunately, i was wearing a vest underneath so it didn't hit me
Unfortunately the loud sound of the bullet made you go tone deaf
ok buddy I see you
FORTUNATELY, I have money for hearing aids?
rage bait ahh
Unfortunately there’s a
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Fortunately everybody realuzed how retarded this thread was and stopped bumping it...!!!
Unfortunately I’m here
hi!
Fortunately your banned *gets banned*
fortunately(?), you beat another prisoner to death and take his convenient supply of oxygen tanks