Fortunately ✅ Unfortunately ❌

Fortunately the time it's in is before 1654

Fortunately there's nobody around to stop one from reading it

Urn

Unfortunately diddy got arrested an his time machine is now government property

Unfortunately diddy was later found guilty of more crimes and was sentenced to 67 years in jail

Fortunately he was served the grimace shake and chicken stars everyday in jail

Unfortunately grimace shake made him disappear and the time machine is again government property

Unfortunately diddy wished for 670000 baby oil bottles

Fortunately, there is no one to enforce the law

#1995 crap wrong comment

Fortunately there's some other dude

Unfortunately, there's a skunk

GOD DAMNIT A AGAIN