Unfortunately, it also turned Jane into a bowl of petunias, and agrajag into a sperm whale, which fell on the bowl of petunias.
Fortunately, unfortunately, Pt. 2!
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Fortunately at the moment of impact jane was transported to lords cricket ground. To this day no one knows why. (Welcome back btw).
Unfortunately, when Arthur Dent bowled the cricket ball-shaped supernova bomb, she was hit by it, and it both turned every single star in the universe into a supernova, and squashed the petunias (Jane).
Fortunately, the petunias (jane) were indestructable and became jane again but transported her to agalaxy far far away where the local saying went something like 'the fruit on your jupple berry bush is a darker shade of pinky russett' , and jane developed an unhealthy interest in the hallucinagenic properties of jupple berries.
Unfortunately, she died as a result of that.
Fortunately she became a spaced out angel called sharon
Unfortunately, she Fell.
Fortunately down in hell they were having one hellova party with john lennon
Unfortunately, Jane started insulting all the astrophysicists she could find, and got kicked out of the party.
Fortunately, and jane isnow sharon - keep up-satan let her go back to earth to trick vicars into dressing up as old women
Unfortunately, Earth was demolished by Vogons, and everything on it, including Sharon, died.
Fortunately..oh ffs help me out here.....just prior to this a clone of sharon was made and transpoted to the Heart of Gold where zaphod was planning revenge on an earthling called bob who had eaten his grandfather....
uhhh, i think the stories are getting a little too close for comfort.
Unfortunately, some white robots parked their ship through the Heart of Gold, stole the golden bail and killed Zaphod and the clone of Sharon.
Fortunately..oh no they didnt!
Fortunately, due to the improbability drive being switched on at the time, nthe atomic bomb turned into a tin of tuna fish and a rather limp salad.