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Hello chess.com community! I'm feeling in the mood for some fun, so I decided to make this forum. You can post jokes, puns, or even just funny openings! Make sure the jokes are clean and aren't offensive. 

I'll start: I saw a person the other day sell an entire water truck. Seems to me like he's liquidating his assets happy.png

Have fun everyone, and give your best jokes!

PS: Joke battles are allowed (basically a dance battle, but with jokes instead).

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There was this man and I think a wife and some snails and the guy had a funny joke about the snails that I forget now… anyway I’m sure you’d think it was funny…
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ThatWolfGuy07 wrote:
There was this man and I think a wife and some snails and the guy had a funny joke about the snails that I forget now… anyway I’m sure you’d think it was funny…

If you end up remembering it, then just come back here. Sound like a great joke!

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Now I feel bad…
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Why not offensive jokes?

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Because of the obvious
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nothing is funny without offensive jokes

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The only thing funny about that is the result: some degenerate getting banned indefinitely
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Go F your self

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you’re not irish. you can’t say that
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only irish people are allowed to say that
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#10 someone salty
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U lil beach

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You don’t know how many comments I have reported this guy for

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14 take your own advice
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where did this kid even come from
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No idea
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Probably the candy store
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emgp6 wrote:
where did this kid even come from

Mental institution

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20 i’ll dm yoy something