Full body donations

I miss the good old days when doctors would just rob graves.

Now they kill you so they can take and use your body. :-D

E-Bay stopped someone from selling his soul, because he couldn't prove he owned one.

Was he ginger or blond?

dieing brings a family a shocking financial bill , funeral costs are over the top , i expect a cardboard box (paupers grave) if im lucky and not left to rot in the alleyway

this however seems almost a good idea but i do not think its for me , have a distrust of lab techs in white coats with scalpels

almost tempted hammy almost

What are they going to do, kill you? I mean, it's not like you'll have anything left to lose.

I remember seeing a programme years ago ... a German Dr Gunther fella, quite a formidable looking guy, performed live dissections of human bodies in front of a 'live' audience. In a theatre setting.

It was fascinating and macabre at the same time. It was a ... I didn't want to watch but I couldn't stop watching kinda programme. But I remember thinking ... how kewl to give permission for your body to be used that way... Education. Although, transplant should always have first dibs.

I think you mean Gunther von Hagens, more of an artist than a doctor.  

Not bad, but I still prefer the pic with the dogs playing poker.  

BARF!

Try to keep your food in for our sake, Dr.

I want my ashes sent up in a rocket. 

I went to one of his shows. Very interesting it was too. 

November 5th is only a week away.  I hope this isn't your way of telling us you have something terminal.  

I'll go out with a BANG! 

A sparkler to the end!  

Ooops!

You're only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off! 

I think I blew half the house away. I'll get it right next time.

OP I did it and feels like everybody should      ty.

 then, truth, I told it to my two children asking me if i had made some testament, I sent them an invitation the day my body will serve for students in med. amphitheater.

And i told them they could bring back home the piece they would choose, like funeral urns in funerarias.

They didn't laugh, I said "that 's all I'll let, folks".

I feel that at least i might give someone a good laugh after my death. Then everything will have been worthwhile :-))