Full body donations

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Babytigrrr

I'm glad you're still here to tell us about it. 

hammar_KEY

well thank you.  I will donate a body part, to the organization of your choice.

Babytigrrr

Oh my... such generosity.  I need to think about this.  It's a choice of three body parts at the moment.  (well, 4 if you count a pair as 2)  Wink

hammar_KEY

take your time, I feel like I've got some left.

Babytigrrr

Ok, just as long as I get first dibs...

fathamster

Hands off his dibs!

fathamster

You could put that on e-bay and get..pennies!

fathamster

Ha, yes, ok!

kayak21

I donated a verruca many years ago and never even got a thank you note. angry.png

fathamster

How rude of them!

DrSpudnik

I gave a shit but nobody cared.

MEXIMARTINI

I'd do it.   Before I go, I think I would swallow a note I wrote to whoever would open me up.  

 

Still working on on what it would say though.

fathamster

You should see the other guy?

kayak21
MEXIMARTINI wrote:

I'd do it.   Before I go, I think I would swallow a note I wrote to whoever would open me up.  

 

Still working on on what it would say though.

How about "Save me, not him".

kayak21
DrSpudnik wrote:

I gave a shit but nobody cared.

I tried to but couldn't.

JudgeElihuSmails

donate bodies to science is the way people also get out of paying for funerals and cremations. so it has other perks than just giving it all up. your family can save money too happy.png

 

Ive been a donor all my life. They wont take my blood so I think they wont take any organs or tissue either. Yes I get out of the company blood drives but still get to eat the cookies and drink the apple juices.

fathamster

Hi, judge. I totally resent the amount a funeral costs these days and this is a win win..no cost, its very easy for your next of kin and you give some med students a laugh!

DrSpudnik

Be a sport and help out the economy one more time on your way out.

CitizenOfTheWorld91
fathamster wrote:

Out of interest, is anyone who read this persuaded to donate?

Not me. I want to be cremated three days after I die. Call me a selfish bastard all you want. YODO!

DrSpudnik

If you don't burn the bodies, the white walkers can resurrect them!