What did the buffalo say when his son left for collage?
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She wanted to serve fast food.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance
So I pushed her over
I didn't actually, but that's beyond the point 
Why did shake-spear use ink?
-He couldn't decide which pencil to use: 2B or not 2B
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Mar 5, 2020
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#9
Three pons lost a ball in the neighborhood well they went for it.
They got well they go back but the black rook was there well the first pon said miau and went
Back . The second one said ruf ruf
And the third said ITS A CAT
They got well they go back but the black rook was there well the first pon said miau and went
Back . The second one said ruf ruf
And the third said ITS A CAT
Mar 5, 2020
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#10
What's the difference between an onion.....and a banjo? Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food.......no atmosphere.
Mar 5, 2020
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#11
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
Like it!
CatFromIzrael wrote:
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
that was pretty nice
I bought a book on reincarnation- it cost a lot, but what the helll? You only live once!!
the mother to her son; hey mark... am I a bad mother?
the son: but mom... my name is john
Mar 16, 2020
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#16
It was the end of the bitter struggle of the Winter War. The Finns were exhausted and the Red Army had losses over 250,000 soldiers. Stalin finally agreed to make peace if Finland would pay a war debt. He wanted ships. So the FInns built them.
Awhile later the ships were sent back. The Russian military insisted that the sauna for the officers be lined in copper. The Finns advised against it, but the Stalin insisted. So the FInns remodelled the sauna in each ship and delivered them.
Awhile later, the Russians sent the ships back, ordering the Finns to remove the copper from the sauna. The Finns dutifully obliged, delivered the ships and then told the world:
"The war is over. First, we kicked the butts of the Red Army. Then, we paid a war debt and burned their asses."
A guy was late for a dinner and they gave him the cold shoulder
CatFromIzrael wrote:
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired!
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