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smarty_pant

BTW, anyone who i forgot to give a trophy to, please remind me and I will

smarty_pant

why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

 

It got stuck in a crack...

defenderpug
Snickers*
defenderpug
Why did the deer stop in front of the car?

Because it was stop-you-dead-in-your-tracks beautiful.
smarty_pant

lol

smarty_pant

how do u get an astronaut's baby to sleep?

you rocket!

smarty_pant

did u hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

 

he was just going through a stage

defenderpug
What did the dj say to vegetarian at the lion king scene?

DROP THE BEET
jumphrope
just be yourself, we already know you guys are kinda weird
defenderpug
I am being myself....
jumphrope
I wasn’t talking to you, it was a joke
jumphrope
why are you being sarcastic when you can’t even speak properly when you try?
jumphrope
😂