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BTW, anyone who i forgot to give a trophy to, please remind me and I will

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why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

 

It got stuck in a crack...

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Snickers*
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Why did the deer stop in front of the car?

Because it was stop-you-dead-in-your-tracks beautiful.
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lol

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how do u get an astronaut's baby to sleep?

you rocket!

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did u hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

 

he was just going through a stage

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What did the dj say to vegetarian at the lion king scene?

DROP THE BEET
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just be yourself, we already know you guys are kinda weird
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I am being myself....
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I wasn’t talking to you, it was a joke
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why are you being sarcastic when you can’t even speak properly when you try?
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😂