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The king does an inverted point blank no scope no clip mystery zone teleportation backfrontsidewaysflip with a velocity so high that he crashes into RobTops house while he is designing geometry dash 2.21, causing him to lose all his progress and roast the king so hard that the fabric of the universe was destroyed. Then stockfish takes its human form (Martin) and materializes onto earth. He unlocks 0.00000000000001% of Shaggy's power causing him to be summoned from the TV show. Using 0.00000000000001% of his power Shaggy softly pokes the king which causes him to go flying at hyperspeed across the universe. This teleports him into the Star Trek tng universe where he lands on the Starship Enterprise which also happened to be going at hyperspeed as well. Then the king unlocks an achievement in real life somehow. Captain Picard is now pissed off because the king broke a hole in the hull of the ship so he has Lieutenant Data b-slap the king back into our universe. The return velocity of this slap causes the king to again do an inverted point blank no scope no clip mystery zone teleportation backfrontsidewaysflip all the way back on earth where stockfish suddenly is waiting for him with a Duel Disk. He shows the king the five cards in his hand. Lo and behold, it's the five pieces of exodia! Therefore stockfish summons exodia and along with shaggy and Kaiba's blue eyes white dragon (wait... where did kaiba come from? anyways... @KeSetoKaiba) unleash so much power that the king gets absolutely NUKED straight back to the chessboard. From then on the king was no longer allowed to get drunk. Go to bed now grandpa.