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Dad: How was your day?
Me.: Good..except I had to go to the Principal’s office
Dad: WHY?
Me : My teacher pointed at me and said, “ At the end of this finger sits an idiot. “ And then I asked her which end
Dad: HAHAHAHAHA! You make me proud! Your not even grounded!
Me.: Good..except I had to go to the Principal’s office
Dad: WHY?
Me : My teacher pointed at me and said, “ At the end of this finger sits an idiot. “ And then I asked her which end
Dad: HAHAHAHAHA! You make me proud! Your not even grounded!
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Dad: How was your day?
Me.: Good..except I had to go to the Principal’s office
Dad: WHY?
Me : My teacher pointed at me and said, “ At the end of this finger sits an idiot. “ And then I asked her which end
Dad: HAHAHAHAHA! You make me proud! Your not even grounded!
Me.: Good..except I had to go to the Principal’s office
Dad: WHY?
Me : My teacher pointed at me and said, “ At the end of this finger sits an idiot. “ And then I asked her which end
Dad: HAHAHAHAHA! You make me proud! Your not even grounded!
lol
*Messaging EA (Electronic arts)
me: I just wanted to say the Dark SOuls series is amazing!
EA: We didn't make those games
Me: I know, you can't make good games
EA: ...
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*messaging a friend
Friend: Why aren't you awnsering?
me: SOrry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
Friend: Ok
*hours later
Friend: did you find it yet?
Me: no
Friend: Ok, let me know when you find it.
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*Messaging a guy
Guy: Sir, your account has been hacked
Me: Instigram?!
Guy: No, back account
Me: Oh thank goodness!
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*messaging a friend who got drunk last night and cracked his phone
Friend: Dude why there is a crack on my phone?
Me: you got drunk last night and threw it.
Friend: Why?
Me: You turned on airplane mode and kept yelling "FLY YOU PHONE".
Friend: And no one stopped me?
Me: We were to busy laughing our heads off
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*messaging mum
Me: MOM! I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW ONE OF THOSE SCARY, UGLY CLOWNS ON THE STREET!
Mom: What's a mirror doing on the street
*NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
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