Asap i saw geese pooping on field, someone tripped and fell on the poop
Funniest thing that you ever seen happen

It's harmless, but doesn't belong in general chess discussion so i banished it to the dark corners of off topic.

An old friend of mine actually slipped on a banana peel in a parking lot. he got hurt but i can't help laughing about how cartoonish it was.

I once was standing and fell off and 8 step stair case head first and did a front flip when i got to the end and crashed into the wall. I couldn’t help to laugh at myself because of how cartoonish it was,

Well my class was in the soccer unit in phys ed and one person had the ball
and literally did a slide to pass it to his team mate but when he did, the perosn on the other teasm literally crashed into him and flew like 5 feet into the air. The other guy literally did a back flip when the other guy crashed into him. The guy who crashed into the guy who had the ball hit the floor face first. Listen… it actually looked a bit cartoony…
well not really. All i can say is that it looked like the guy who crashed looked like he was running and trying to jump over him and the other guy literally ducks and the guy running crashes. I dont want to saay too much of what happened after that because one of them actually goes on chess.com. Im not telling you which one because yes this is personal.
Someone said they farted. Denied it 2 minuetes later