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1.TEACHER: WHY ARE YOU LATE TODAY?

STUDENT:BECAUSE OF THE SING ON THE ROAD.

TEACHER:WHAT HAS A SING HAVE TO DO WITH YOU BEING LATE?

STUDENT:THE SING SAID "SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW 

2.VISITER: KNOCK KNOCK

HOUSE OWNER: WHO'S THERE

VISITER: COWS GO

HOUSE OWNER: COWS GO WHO?

VISITER: NO SILLY COWS GO MOO.

3.IF CHILD LABOUR IS BAD FOR CHILDREN, THEN WHY YOUR TEACHER GIVES YOU HOMEWORK?

4.WHO THINKS ENGLISH IS VERY HARD? ANS: CHILDREN WHO HAS NOT JOINED SCHOOL.

5.DAD: WHEN I BEAT YOU BECAUSE YOU DID NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK, HOW DO YOU CONTROL YOUR ANGER?

SON: I START CLEANING THE TIOLET.

DAD: HOW DOES IT SATISFY YOU?

SON: I CLEAN IT WITH YOUR TOOTH BRUSH.

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