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1.TEACHER: WHY ARE YOU LATE TODAY?
STUDENT:BECAUSE OF THE SING ON THE ROAD.
TEACHER:WHAT HAS A SING HAVE TO DO WITH YOU BEING LATE?
STUDENT:THE SING SAID "SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW
2.VISITER: KNOCK KNOCK
HOUSE OWNER: WHO'S THERE
VISITER: COWS GO
HOUSE OWNER: COWS GO WHO?
VISITER: NO SILLY COWS GO MOO.
3.IF CHILD LABOUR IS BAD FOR CHILDREN, THEN WHY YOUR TEACHER GIVES YOU HOMEWORK?
4.WHO THINKS ENGLISH IS VERY HARD? ANS: CHILDREN WHO HAS NOT JOINED SCHOOL.
5.DAD: WHEN I BEAT YOU BECAUSE YOU DID NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK, HOW DO YOU CONTROL YOUR ANGER?
SON: I START CLEANING THE TIOLET.
DAD: HOW DOES IT SATISFY YOU?
SON: I CLEAN IT WITH YOUR TOOTH BRUSH.