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Fivesecondsmate

Put here your funny jokes

I found this pretty cool poem:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Faces like yours 

Belong to the zoo

But don't get too mad

I'll be there too

Not in a cage

But laughing at you

NostalgicEclipse

Ok. Me: Knock knock. You: Who's there? Me: Boo. You: Boo who? Me: Don't cry. It's just a joke!

Aeacb_7221
hi!
Aeacb_7221
a big joke is u btw (not talking to anyone in partucular)
GM-Nerd

Roses are blue, Your mom is red, If I looked like you I'd be fking dead

GM-Nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the idiot's house, Knock Knock! Who's there? THE CHICKEN. bro we're at your house

saygrrmanytimes

You rat

saygrrmanytimes

"With all 'Due' respect, YOU ARE ALL KIDS AND YOU'RE REDICULOUS GO AWAY." Do you know DiogenesDue? With all 'Due' respect 😏