Funny Jokes you heard!

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EndingPride

Hi people.

Today, I would like to share some funny things with you!

A few days ago, my friend XXX had his wicked birthday at school. He told a girl to buy him a coffee as a gift and she did. Then he suprisingly said:

" No, I am not drinking this! Itz dirty!"

The girl replied:"How is that dirty! I got it from Tim Hoton!"

Then he said:" It got dirt in it!"

Girl:" How do I get dirt in it at a school!"

The funny thing he said is:" You got it from your body!"(I think he meant the girl is dirty, LOL!)

Is so funny! 

 

Anyone got others?

advaitpawar010

Why did I even read this

shadow1414
advaitpawar010 wrote:

Why did I even read this

Can't agree more...hehe.

shadow1414

Mine is:

Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock knock!
Who is it?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU IT'S KNOCK KNOCK!
OK:)

PlayerJhonex123

hey guys i invented a new word:

plagiarism!