Funny Musicians On Stage

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I'll start this off with one from Lemmy of Motörhead.

He was introducing a song when he said, "This next one was a big hit for us.  I have 10,000 copies in my house.  Ha ha ha.  It's called Killed By Death."

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Hendrix had one.  After his first song, he was tuning up while he was chatting with the audience. Then he asked them, "Is it too loud out there?"  There was a big cry of, "NO!!!"

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Hendrix had another.   Someone yelled for Foxey Lady.  He said, "Aww, man. All you guys want to hear that old shit."

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At the Monterey show, he's introducting Like A Rolling Stone, & said it was written by Bob Dylan--that's his grandma over there.  Giggle.

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Lemmy again.  On "Everything Louder Than Everything Else", he said, "This next one is a new song that we have never played in Finland before.  Isn't that exciting?  Yes it is!!"  (No real cheering from the crowd) "Well, whatever.  We're gonna play it anyway.  It's called, "Just Cause You Got The Power, That Don't Mean You Got The Right.""

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Metallica just got through playing "Kill 'Em All" in its entirety, then James told the crowd, "Coming up next: Reload."  Giggle.

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U2 playing a concert in Scotland. Bono starts clapping every one second, and he says, "Every time I clap my hands, a child dies in poverty." A thick Scottish accent yells from the crowd, "THEN QUIT CLAPPIN' YER HANDS!"
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Or something like that. I can't remember the exact story.
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LOL People paid to see U2 perform, not a lecture on African poverty.... I don't have any moments that I can think of. :)
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    This is a 9 min Big Band tune, but at the 6 min mark, the trumpet player loses his pants.SurprisedSealedLaughing                 

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Yikes!

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RonaldJosephCote wrote:

 

It is really great fun for me, I enjoy it so much.

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