Genie wish game

Aw man bro why would you?

#20 okay your bow name onemilliondollars have fun

#19 there are help lines available and feel free to talk, but please don’t joke around with this Kay? Also if that really is a wish then okay, you die, and you get sent to an eternal void where you are conscious the whole time for all eternity 🥰🥰🥰

#20 jk fine you get one million dollars, but inflation has skyrocketed and now a single loaf of bread is 10k so your life stays the same, though someone steals your social security number and your arrested for treason, tortured and killed

🥰😊👍

#14 it’s a 3.5 million dollar sports car

I'm basically wishing to have a normal life

#26 you get the sports car but suddenly an alien race called the kischuh invade and within 24hrs everyone on earth becomes pheasants who can only scrape by through the military rations. You are selected as one of the unlucky few to be tested on for genetic mutations, and your body is horribly disfigured causing your death through a combination of blood clots, puncture lung, internal bleeding, and a whole host of other things. You live the last few moments of your life in pain until an mercy shot ends your pathetic suffering~ @u@ 🥰🤭👍

Give me one gold coin that is 0.5 inches thick and has a diameter of 1 inch. No magically increasing the mass of the coin. No magically giving the coin the power of a black hole. No magically making the coin also a nuke.

#27 well, i mean if your wish is literally “a normal life” I refer to the alien invasion where all the humans get subjugated, and live in conditions worse than Brazilian back alleys, only the death rate isn’t from crime, it’s from inhumane experiments run by the kischune. Therefore the new normal now means you are living in this planet of horrors until your inevitable end as an human experiment. :) 👍

Adding on to #29. No giving the coin the properties of acid. No making the coin possessed by a demon. No making the coin a mimic. No making the coin appear inside of me.

Have fun twisting this wish.

#29 congrats you get your gold coin but it appears it your lung which punctures it and you die gasping for air on your bed as you phone falls from your hands and bonks you on the head

Oh wait nvm let me think

#34 My plan is working.

#29 due to the sudden discovery of alchemy gold and other precious metals lose their value, and hyperinflation balloons the prices of everyday goods. Someone hacked your social security number, and robbed your house leaving you with a place with no furniture and no money, unable to keep up with payments the government, or landlord kicks you out onto the street, and as you are clutching the gold coin looking out at the bustling markets with a deep cavern in your stomach, you realise how nice your family’s cooking was. Too bad they all died from conflicting illnesses. Oh well. You die in a dark alley clutching your throat after you ate the coin out of pure desperation trying to fill the cave in your stomach. You choke to death. 😊👍 good?

I wish I have a wish

#36 Absolutely beautiful. *Eats a pile of gold because I have the Iron Stomach ability.*

#37 you realise that by wishing for something you already have the genie sends you back in time to one you had a wish, which was 2 seconds prior, and now your infinitely trapped in this loop of constantly asking for the wish you could never use, and although your mind is conscious your body will not listen, and your accursed mouth forever utters the words that will lead you to your mind bending and breaking. Ngl I just woke up so cut me some slack for this one😁

#38 would you like to wish for that ability? Tehe