Genie wish game
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Lo1lie
1 day ago
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#81
#80 well boy oh boy do you get a steak. I will grant you an 60 pound t bone steak and make it appear right in front of you on a silver platter with beautiful utensils. Too bad it makes a massive hole in wherever your living, which definitely lets you experience that beautiful British weather. But just as you were staring out through the gaping hole in your roof at the abyss of black clouds, the windows of heaven open and you are suddenly drenched in water. As you try to retreat to a dry corner of your now destroyed living space, lighting strikes you with an 90 degree curveball. Too bad it only leaves you paralysed from the neck down. Luckily your kind family are willing to watch over you, waiting for you to recover, but the moment you finally managed to regain some sensations from bellow the neck, another crazy curveball (this time it was just a baseball, came rocketing in from the window, shattering it and peppering you with dangerous shards. As you lay on your bed thinking how you fought through over 4 years of surgery and rehabilitation, only to be killed by some sand, you realize that it was all pointless, and might as well accept it. Luckily the nurse runs in and saves you, and you were treated for your wounds. You soon have a miraculous recovery, and just as you get out of the hospital you meet your soulmate. You work day and night at your job in various places to afford your dream life with them, and you managed to work up the courage to text them. You chat together, and realise how you seemed made for each other. Then soon a date was arranged for your first in person meeting since the day of the hospital and you can’t wait, but when you arrived at the restaurant at the arranged time they wasn’t there. You waited and waited, and finally messaged them. They didn’t answer, until after you dmd them like 39 times, only to be hit by a “their’s busy lil bro” crazy. You desperately call them to see if it was a joke, but when they picked up they simply told you that they didn’t want to hang out with an ugly and broke loser like you, saying they already found their real soulmate. You were so shocked that the bite of steak you were chewing on went down the wrong pipe, and you died in agony on the rich carpet of the restaurant. How was that~ pookie 🥰
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I wish for a million dollars in my name and social security number in a world where capitalism exists and there is a system using dollars that you can exchange for goods and services and it is dollars not doll hairs and it is money and I don’t get teleported to another world and the world doesn’t fall into a apocalypse as long as I’m alive
I wish for a million dollars in my name and social security number in a world where capitalism exists and there is a system using dollars that you can exchange for goods and services and it is dollars not doll hairs and it is money and I don’t get teleported to another world and the world doesn’t fall into a apocalypse as long as I’m alive
Lo1lie wrote:
#80 well boy oh boy do you get a steak. I will grant you an 60 pound t bone steak and make it appear right in front of you on a silver platter with beautiful utensils. Too bad it makes a massive hole in wherever your living, which definitely lets you experience that beautiful British weather. But just as you were staring out through the gaping hole in your roof at the abyss of black clouds, the windows of heaven open and you are suddenly drenched in water. As you try to retreat to a dry corner of your now destroyed living space, lighting strikes you with an 90 degree curveball. Too bad it only leaves you paralysed from the neck down. Luckily your kind family are willing to watch over you, waiting for you to recover, but the moment you finally managed to regain some sensations from bellow the neck, another crazy curveball (this time it was just a baseball, came rocketing in from the window, shattering it and peppering you with dangerous shards. As you lay on your bed thinking how you fought through over 4 years of surgery and rehabilitation, only to be killed by some sand, you realize that it was all pointless, and might as well accept it. Luckily the nurse runs in and saves you, and you were treated for your wounds. You soon have a miraculous recovery, and just as you get out of the hospital you meet your soulmate. You work day and night at your job in various places to afford your dream life with them, and you managed to work up the courage to text them. You chat together, and realise how you seemed made for each other. Then soon a date was arranged for your first in person meeting since the day of the hospital and you can’t wait, but when you arrived at the restaurant at the arranged time they wasn’t there. You waited and waited, and finally messaged them. They didn’t answer, until after you dmd them like 39 times, only to be hit by a “their’s busy lil bro” crazy. You desperately call them to see if it was a joke, but when they picked up they simply told you that they didn’t want to hang out with an ugly and broke loser like you, saying they already found their real soulmate. You were so shocked that the bite of steak you were chewing on went down the wrong pipe, and you died in agony on the rich carpet of the restaurant. How was that~ pookie 🥰
Well that’s detailed
1 day ago
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#86
So stupid they wasted my 30 minutes of hard labour on writing something stupid😤
Lo1lie a scris:
#62 bro listen here smarty pants, according to you your just expressing your interest for your life to progress as normal, and to live a normal humans life. However that’s already filled with enough pain and hardships so tf u want me to do. Like I mean there are no stupid wishes but come on, wishing for a normal life using your normal is just, meh. :/
Well better than having my wish twisted so yeah i win thanks for the wish
Well it’s fine on the website
1 day ago
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#95
Your wish is granted and I minimise your suffering to the point that it’s not there, but because of this you can no longer feel physical pain, and because feeling will lead you to pain, like love for example, now you can’t feel that anymore. You are now an emotionless being that it’s own family doesn’t recognize, and so you live an life of an hermit cast out from society, barely surviving, only to die from an mycelium infection, your last moments are of you writhing in agony but still feeling nothing anyways. ☺️ was this one better? I tried my best~