GOD WILL GRANT ALL YOUR WISHES!

He can do that, but he probably has his fingers crossed behind his back...

Idk, the mods seem to be completely random on the locking strategy. It's almost like they're using an executive decision maker (i.e., a yes-no spinner) or a Magic-8 Ball...

I want to be Wolverine's mutant sidekick with adamantium spoon claws. I would also have the power of flight from powerful beef (farts). With my spoons, I would feed the homeless and scoop out the balls of evil villains.
I also want my hit single "Mr. Mudd" to be played all around the world for all the good little boys and girls.
I want Jeremy arrested and the dignity of that old farmer's animals restored.
Unburn the original Victorville Film Archive.
I need passwords, phone numbers, and addresses.
I wish that someone would call Greg Underwood at 912-602-5759 and ask him some questions about pouring concrete.
I wish that IMbacon/Keto & Batgirl was the only mods.
I wish that TheBestBeer_Root was a mod too. And FunkleSweet too.
I wish I had a hole. I wish I had a whole bunch of money.
I want it to be winter all year round and occasionally fall.
I'll pass the list on to Santa, and maybe he'll have some of those for you by Christmas...Oh wait, I might be mixing up my deities...

Hey, it only took the mods 13 days to lock the "why are you here" thread. What are my chances my thread will beat that? (hehe, yeah, I know, not a snowball's chance in hell.)
God will grant all your wishes! Even if the wish requires a miracle, no problem for him! So go ahead, wish away!