GOD WILL GRANT ALL YOUR WISHES!

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God will grant all your wishes! Even if the wish requires a miracle, no problem for him! So go ahead, wish away!

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I wish he will grant my wishes only. what about that?
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IcyAvaleigh wrote:
I wish he will grant my wishes only. what about that?

He can do that, but he probably has his fingers crossed behind his back...

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INB4THELOCK ! 🙀
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Woollensock2 wrote:
INB4THELOCK ! 🙀

Idk, the mods seem to be completely random on the locking strategy. It's almost like they're using an executive decision maker (i.e., a yes-no spinner) or a Magic-8 Ball...

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Mr-Mudd wrote:

I want to be Wolverine's mutant sidekick with adamantium spoon claws.  I would also have the power of flight from powerful beef (farts).  With my spoons, I would feed the homeless and scoop out the balls of evil villains.

I also want my hit single "Mr. Mudd" to be played all around the world for all the good little boys and girls.

I want Jeremy arrested and the dignity of that old farmer's animals restored.

Unburn the original Victorville Film Archive.  

I need passwords, phone numbers, and addresses.  

I wish that someone would call Greg Underwood at 912-602-5759 and ask him some questions about pouring concrete.  

I wish that IMbacon/Keto & Batgirl was the only mods.

I wish that TheBestBeer_Root was a mod too.  And FunkleSweet too.

I wish I had a hole.  I wish I had a whole bunch of money.

I want it to be winter all year round and occasionally fall.  

I'll pass the list on to Santa, and maybe he'll have some of those for you by Christmas...Oh wait, I might be mixing up my deities...

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Mudd said: "I wish that TheBestBeer_Root was a mod too."

Now that would be...something...

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Hey, it only took the mods 13 days to lock the "why are you here" thread. What are my chances my thread will beat that? (hehe, yeah, I know, not a snowball's chance in hell.)

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i want be a fox~🦊

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Um, God just spoke to me and told me to put this asterisk in the thread:

*In the event that your wish does not come true, it's not my fault. You just didn't believe hard enough. --- Signed, God

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St. Yorp.

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Religious posts are not for the general forum. 

Thanks 

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