GOOD NEWS --- I Have Invented Nothing ( lol )

I don't have any inventions but I do have a useful idea for men. Buy a disposable Air Horn. When you are having a cold beer or just relaxing around the house and the wife, or the woman, comes in and starts bitching at you about anything just point it towards her face and give it a long blast. If she is extra bitchy and comes at you again fire off an extra long blast. You should be able to go back to enjoying your beer.

Word of warning: you only get about fifteen blasts out of a can so you may have to purchase multiple Air Horns for some wives.

Thanks for the recent posts and for the info.

HessianWarrior: your idea sounds like a lot of fun for those people that live in a houses but apartment dwellers may get a few complaints  lol.      

Caba, apartment dwellers may use the hitherto uninvented Silent Disposable Air Horn.

Good idea Jontsef, however as this thread is for non-inventers we will have to depend on someone else to develop this device.

Once she quits bitching then all is quite.

Ah yes, as some people say: " Silence is Golden ".

I think you'll find that the disposable air horn works quite well on complaining neighbours as well as spouses and lawmen.

Aha, so I guess that they should be advertised as " Multi - Purpose Disposable Air Horns ", truly a useful tool. 

In fact - and this is relevant, I believe - it might give you a slight advantage in OTB tourneys.

Protip: You might want to mount a laser pointer on top of the device to maximize aim efficiency and nuisance factor.

Or nightvision in case it gets dark.

I stopped putting strings on my violin because I'm planning on going deaf soon.

When that happens you will be invincible against Disposable Air Horns and you would have no need for them when the bitching starts.

Only the tip of the advantage iceberg, my friend.

No violin practice anymore also; you'll be in Hog Heaven.

It's ok, I don't actually play the violin, so I'm doubly covered.

  The use of Air Horns to disrupt "verbal noise" was used on Masterpiece Theater last night in an Inspector Lewis episode.  And the Horn got much the same reaction that @HW has so thoughtfully predicted.

In space, no one can hear your air horn.

That would have been great to watch if I had only known about it.

And I can't hear the bitching either.