Great Clean Jokes

This is a Forum for Good jokes. it will only thrive if you join the fun. So Post Jokes HERE! BUT ONLY NICE JOKES. no iffy subjects or profanity. So as a janitor would say "Keep it clean." I'll start.

An antique book collector was talking w/ a friend who had just thrown away a Bible that had been in his Family for generations. As the collector inquired, the man mentioned it was printed by a Guten-somebody.

"Not Gutenberg!" Gasped the collector.

"Yes, that was it." Replied the man.

"You Idiot!" Yelled the colector. "That was one of the first boks ever printed! A copy just sold at auction for 3.5 million dollars!"

"Mine wouldn't have been worth a penny." Insisted the man. "Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribled all over it."

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why did the chicken cross the road??

to get to the other side.....

Old.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.