Greetings and salutations. Defenderpug has announcement to make
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If I may ask, what did you do?
Missing assignments existed.
You got grounded for that?
Yes.
That’s kinda harsh what classes you in?
All are accelerated
I was close to honors.
Are you a freshman?
Yes. The freshest of them all.
Oh, that makes sense, freshman year can be a big change
I’m a sophomore
I did horrible my freshman year, but now I have all As
I’m going to design a shopping cart that can bring maximum pain when hitting against the back of someone’s foot. Just for the hell of it.
I’ll take 100
My robotics teacher never said a limit on how big the metal working can be ✌️. YEAHHHH LETS GO SCREW WITH PEOPLES ANKLES.
That dude in the school hallway who allegedly “broke my ankles” will have it coming.
What you need to do is make the area look and feel like the corner of a bed, so when you hit people with it it will feel like they stubbed their toe on their entire foot for max pain
Or just run them over….
Stubbing your toe is more painful than giving birth, because you will here women say “I think I’m ready to have another baby” but you never here someone say “I think I’m ready to stub my toe again”
M1m1c15 wrote:
Stubbing your toe is more painful than giving birth, because you will here women say “I think I’m ready to have another baby” but you never here someone say “I think I’m ready to stub my toe again”
You so wise and brave to say such words. Now you have a hit marker on your head for literally every single person who gave birth.