I would also say I was involved with the $64,000 Question scandel but today isn't April 1st!
Guess Winerkleiner's Secret # 4

varelse1 wrote:
Everything is going to work out just fine, zapped. Don't get your pantyhose in a bunch!
Look here varelse1, stay out of this! And further I do not wear pantyhose you nincompoop! When were you let out of the institution? I really hope you can handle living in society again! Take care of yourself and just take one day at a time. OK!? Oh, almost forgot to tell you, ABIGAIL IS PREGNANT! You're going to be a father! Yes, YOU, VARELSE1 a father! So, that explain the sudden rush to get married! Your fiancée ABIGAIL should have told you or do you already know? By the way, actress Anne Heche will be your sister-in-law! Your friend, Zapped PS. You will also incur a debt that your wife-to-be owes me! I'll work something out with ABIGAIL and you as you see I still can't believe the game was an April Fool's Joke! Nevertheless, CONGRATULATIONS and hoping you continued good health and recovery.
We'll wait, while you fix your pantyhose.

varelse1 wrote:
Everything is going to work out just fine, zapped. Don't get your pantyhose in a bunch!
Look here varelse1, stay out of this! And further I do not wear pantyhose you nincompoop!
Also, you have to wear pantyhose, to be Winer's bridesmaid. It is a church, after all!

varelse1 wrote:
zapped wrote:
varelse1 wrote:
Everything is going to work out just fine, zapped. Don't get your pantyhose in a bunch!
Look here varelse1, stay out of this! And further I do not wear pantyhose you nincompoop!
Also, you have to wear pantyhose, to be Winer's bridesmaid. It is a church, after all!
Dear varelse1: I will forgive you for your comment this time as I know that you are very medicated at this time in your life. Really hope you get better healthwise and have a most successful recovery from your mental illness.

Mental illness=Mental pillness...what?
Don't mind zapped. He's on the sauce, again.....

@varelse1 The only sauce I've been on has been tomato sauce with meals, however, WINERKLEINER, is a full blown wino dildo! VARELSE1, you really need to TAKE YOUR MEDICINES! They're going to come and take you away again if you fail to do so! You have to get well and you will only do that if YOU TAKE YOUR DAMN MEDICINES! GOT IT VARELSE1 !!!???

zapped wrote:
@varelse1 The only sauce I've been on has been tomato sauce with meals, however, WINERKLEINER, is a full blown wino dildo! VARELSE1, you really need to TAKE YOUR MEDICINES! They're going to come and take you away again if you fail to do so! You have to get well and you will only do that if YOU TAKE YOUR DAMN MEDICINES! GOT IT VARELSE1 !!!???
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No,.
Hard to understand when you slur your words. Could you run throught it again, please?
Why wait, if what you're now admitting to is factual then next year's secret will also be a bunch of "horse poo" and I DEFINITELY WILL NOT PLAY!!! THIS SCANDALOUS GAME WILL ESCALATE INTO A GREATER SCANDEL THEN WAS THE CASE WITH THE $64,000 QUESTION TV QUIZ SHOW OF THE 1950s!!!
If one would go threw all my April 1st Secrets you will find that I am not a midget or Abigal, so my cover is blown.
P.S. I am taller than average.