Happy Monday

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Sunday's luxurious sloth is ending,

You have to go to work to get your pay.

You're bummed out, but there is no pretending.

Get your ass out of bed, Happy Monday!

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Hey ! I wasn't ready for Monday, can I go back to Friday and try again ?  

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Wednesday is hump day, halfway through the week,

Jane's birthday cake on Thursday, nobody peek!

Friday we get paid, big smiles for the money!

Happy Monday sucks so bad it isn't funny.

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kco wrote:

Hey ! I wasn't ready for Monday, can I go back to Friday and try again ?  

Time is mutable for you, my friend!!

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Monday... Tuesday.... aaah W.T.F.

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Monday is like swimming in ice water,

Or getting poked with a sharp stick.

If you're out late with Satan's daughter,

You may just roll over and call in sick.

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i always liked that song.

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me too..;-)

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From The Kings: "Nothin' matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pbZePtexak

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http://youtu.be/2_FBEg9p4kM

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It's Sunday night and I'm not sleeping yet,

Tomorrow I don't have to go to work.

Do I thank Samuel Gompers? You Bet!

What do I think of my boss? He's a jerk!

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So what are gonna do on Monday then, sleep in ?

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Anything I choose thanks to collective bargaining and crooked politicians.