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mysticalfairymagic wrote:
hehe! No!!! Invisable Green Pingwins!!! And they shall take over the world!!!!!!
What abot the sporks?

yes! of course!
The invisible green pingwins are going to take over the world on a Tuesday at 10:24 using their evil sporks. Then Captain Jelly is going to become queen of the world on that Monday, while Leah, the pingwin queen, will become high priest of the world's new religion, pingwinism. Michelle shall become military leader. I have some job... but... everyone forgot it... beside... I think I'll try befriending the space demon, maybe even the moon bunnies, and get out of there.... that'll be a scary place...

mysticalfairymagic wrote:
yes! of course! The invisible green pingwins are going to take over the world on a Tuesday at 10:24 using their evil sporks. Then Captain Jelly is going to become queen of the world on that Monday, while Leah, the pingwin queen, will become high priest of the world's new religion, pingwinism. Michelle shall become military leader. I have some job... but... everyone forgot it... beside... I think I'll try befriending the space demon, maybe even the moon bunnies, and get out of there.... that'll be a scary place...
...And... And, Dragon, will go poof, as her wicked laugh echoes into the night. The invisy green penguins will all be sad, and mourn the loss of the one with the most unhealthy obsession for the color of them... and She shall never be seen or heard from again, for with such a vast control over peoples minds no one could enjoy her writing, so her soul intermingled with her stories and resided for all eternity in the dark deseptive universe of her imagination.