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”’#1 – Seven-year old Wilkins writes to Santa”’

”All right.” ”This letter to Santa has gotta be just right if I’m gonna score all the stuff I want. Write nice. Make sure the big man can read it. Here we go…”

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

Signed, Wilkins

P.S. But a Beyblade with a Megavolt Launcher would be nice.

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”No, wait, what if that’s all he brings me? Am I stupid? I should tell him what I really want. Put it out there.”

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, that Beyblade with the Megavolt Launcher, and a Super Game Cube Playstation Reality Center.

Signed, Wilkins

P.S. I wouldn’t mind if my big brother’s head exploded, either.

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”Naah, trash it . . . you’re talking about brains everywhere and you’re still leaving too much out. ”

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, the Beyblade, the Playstation, any other toy you can think of, a small explosion inside my older brother’s head, and a Christmas tree that doesn’t look like it’s wearing the junk left over from old lady Matheny’s yard sale.

Signed, Wilkins

P.S. I know this blowing up my brother thing sorta violates the Christmas spirit, but I wouldn’t be whistling every time I breathe if he hadn’t pegged me with a rock. I know you saw that and plan to punish him with the whole switches and ashes routine. Well, let me tell you how things happen here on planet Earth, fat man. He is my BIG BROTHER. You get that? Shit flows downhill, right? If I get this stash of presents and he gets a lump of coal, then come Christmas morning he’s gonna shove that thing up my ass until it’s a diamond. You ever been locked in your big brother’s closet? We’re talking about prison horror stories here. Bend over and grab the soap kind of stuff . . .