How do I get a gf?
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Y’all are pretty brain dead.
The whole post is a joke-
Are u lesbian????????????????????????
“WELCOME the NEW generation!”
1# Thanks, but I don't need
This whole post is sarcasm. How do you guys not realize this lmao
Jul 18, 2024
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#13
This is a great thread! Thanks for letting us all know about your desperation. I would try a couple things. Try dating a few girls first for a day each, so that you can find the peach perfect gf. Be overly nice, and realize if you don’t show how you feel very desperately, they will never love you. Maybe you could even ask the chess.com otf community, as it has the best advice ever. Thanks for the time, and good luck!
Jul 18, 2024
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#14
IfYouCouldSeeTheSun wrote:
This whole post is sarcasm. How do you guys not realize this lmao
Sorry, but you know how the world is today.
Seriously guys stop making these threads unless they're funny like mine. 🤣
The new generation does know what sarcasm is.
Jul 18, 2024
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#18
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
This is a great thread! Thanks for letting us all know about your desperation. I would try a couple things. Try dating a few girls first for a day each, so that you can find the peach perfect gf. Be overly nice, and realize if you don’t show how you feel very desperately, they will never love you. Maybe you could even ask the chess.com otf community, as it has the best advice ever. Thanks for the time, and good luck!
Bro
#18. Thanks.
IfYouCouldSeeTheSun wrote:
Yo. Recently I've been thinking about dating a girl. It would look so cool and it would level me up a rung or two on the social ladder, so I need to find a girlfriend, and fast. She needs to be very pretty, the personality and brain size don't matter. I thought, "What better place to find the love of my life than a chess site?" So I created an account here today, to make a forum asking you guys for advice. Should I flirt over a good ol' 10 minute rapid game, getting fool's mated in the process? Or should I rizz her up during a 1 minute bullet game? Who cares if the clock runs out? "It's just a game after all"💀. I tried to find a gf on reddit, but it turns out that they wanted me to touch something called grass there. Wtf is grass? Well, do you guys know any pretty girls who I can date for a day or two? Anybody who can be the love of my life?
Oh wait, I don't have a life.
I could put a wig on...
Yo. Recently I've been thinking about dating a girl. It would look so cool and it would level me up a rung or two on the social ladder, so I need to find a girlfriend, and fast. She needs to be very pretty, the personality and brain size don't matter. I thought, "What better place to find the love of my life than a chess site?" So I created an account here today, to make a forum asking you guys for advice. Should I flirt over a good ol' 10 minute rapid game, getting fool's mated in the process? Or should I rizz her up during a 1 minute bullet game? Who cares if the clock runs out? "It's just a game after all"💀. I tried to find a gf on reddit, but it turns out that they wanted me to touch something called grass there. Wtf is grass? Well, do you guys know any pretty girls who I can date for a day or two? Anybody who can be the love of my life?
Oh wait, I don't have a life.