How do I get a gf?


This whole post is sarcasm. How do you guys not realize this lmao
Sorry, but you know how the world is today.

Bro

Yo. Recently I've been thinking about dating a girl. It would look so cool and it would level me up a rung or two on the social ladder, so I need to find a girlfriend, and fast. She needs to be very pretty, the personality and brain size don't matter. I thought, "What better place to find the love of my life than a chess site?" So I created an account here today, to make a forum asking you guys for advice. Should I flirt over a good ol' 10 minute rapid game, getting fool's mated in the process? Or should I rizz her up during a 1 minute bullet game? Who cares if the clock runs out? "It's just a game after all"💀. I tried to find a gf on reddit, but it turns out that they wanted me to touch something called grass there. Wtf is grass? Well, do you guys know any pretty girls who I can date for a day or two? Anybody who can be the love of my life?
Oh wait, I don't have a life.
I could put a wig on...
Yo. Recently I've been thinking about dating a girl. It would look so cool and it would level me up a rung or two on the social ladder, so I need to find a girlfriend, and fast. She needs to be very pretty, the personality and brain size don't matter. I thought, "What better place to find the love of my life than a chess site?" So I created an account here today, to make a forum asking you guys for advice. Should I flirt over a good ol' 10 minute rapid game, getting fool's mated in the process? Or should I rizz her up during a 1 minute bullet game? Who cares if the clock runs out? "It's just a game after all"💀. I tried to find a gf on reddit, but it turns out that they wanted me to touch something called grass there. Wtf is grass? Well, do you guys know any pretty girls who I can date for a day or two? Anybody who can be the love of my life?
Oh wait, I don't have a life.