How do I get a gf?

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BasixWhiteGirl

Yo. Recently I've been thinking about dating a girl. It would look so cool and it would level me up a rung or two on the social ladder, so I need to find a girlfriend, and fast. She needs to be very pretty, the personality and brain size don't matter. I thought, "What better place to find the love of my life than a chess site?" So I created an account here today, to make a forum asking you guys for advice. Should I flirt over a good ol' 10 minute rapid game, getting fool's mated in the process? Or should I rizz her up during a 1 minute bullet game? Who cares if the clock runs out? "It's just a game after all"💀. I tried to find a gf on reddit, but it turns out that they wanted me to touch something called grass there. Wtf is grass? Well, do you guys know any pretty girls who I can date for a day or two? Anybody who can be the love of my life?

Oh wait, I don't have a life.

HelloSusGuy
Bruh bf not gf u are female #1
atmicboy10

Wait, you like girls? Why?

KaydenDaUnlikableOne

doesnt personality matter more than attractiveness?

TheLordWalkedWithUs
Y’all are pretty brain dead.
BasixWhiteGirl

The whole post is a joke-

Chessboy1094

Are u lesbian????????????????????????

TheLordWalkedWithUs
“WELCOME the NEW generation!”
atmicboy10
HelloSusGuy wrote:
Bruh bf not gf u are female #1

Yeah

Abd_alrahman_laham4

1# Thanks, but I don't need

BasixWhiteGirl

This whole post is sarcasm. How do you guys not realize this lmao

atmicboy10

Oh, it's a joke.

BasixWhiteBoy
This is a great thread! Thanks for letting us all know about your desperation. I would try a couple things. Try dating a few girls first for a day each, so that you can find the peach perfect gf. Be overly nice, and realize if you don’t show how you feel very desperately, they will never love you. Maybe you could even ask the chess.com otf community, as it has the best advice ever. Thanks for the time, and good luck!
atmicboy10
IfYouCouldSeeTheSun wrote:

This whole post is sarcasm. How do you guys not realize this lmao

Sorry, but you know how the world is today.

BasixWhiteGirl

Seriously guys stop making these threads unless they're funny like mine. 🤣

HelloSusGuy
Lol
TheLordWalkedWithUs
The new generation does know what sarcasm is.
atmicboy10
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
This is a great thread! Thanks for letting us all know about your desperation. I would try a couple things. Try dating a few girls first for a day each, so that you can find the peach perfect gf. Be overly nice, and realize if you don’t show how you feel very desperately, they will never love you. Maybe you could even ask the chess.com otf community, as it has the best advice ever. Thanks for the time, and good luck!

Bro

BasixWhiteGirl

#18. Thanks.

Genyewaw_pawn123
IfYouCouldSeeTheSun wrote:

Yo. Recently I've been thinking about dating a girl. It would look so cool and it would level me up a rung or two on the social ladder, so I need to find a girlfriend, and fast. She needs to be very pretty, the personality and brain size don't matter. I thought, "What better place to find the love of my life than a chess site?" So I created an account here today, to make a forum asking you guys for advice. Should I flirt over a good ol' 10 minute rapid game, getting fool's mated in the process? Or should I rizz her up during a 1 minute bullet game? Who cares if the clock runs out? "It's just a game after all"💀. I tried to find a gf on reddit, but it turns out that they wanted me to touch something called grass there. Wtf is grass? Well, do you guys know any pretty girls who I can date for a day or two? Anybody who can be the love of my life?

Oh wait, I don't have a life.

I could put a wig on...