How do you eat a rhino

Can someone help? I've been trying to eat one for weeks

is it alive or dead ? for option 1, check out how the lions do it and for option 2, observe the vultures.

Soak the rhino in a tub of boiling hot water, then pull off hooves and shave hair off. Gut it and then hang it up to drip off blood. Cut the beast up in small peices...herbs n spices...hey presto, curried rhino...shape the horn into a trumpet to use when dinner is ready...yummy!!!

ps, dont forget to cook the rice.A rice cooker does a good enough job.

yu just ask an alien to help you easy and then cook it like the ancient times easy

It's quite easy actually: 1. Open mouth 2. Insert rhino 3. Close mouth