How does Magnus Carlsen send fan mail to me?

One of my fans, Magnus Carlsen, wants to send me some fan mail, but I don't want to tell him my address. Is there anything else I can do instead?

Ask him to leave the 'You are a disgrace to chess' t-shirt at a known location then collect it later.

Carlsen being a very special fan deserve special treatment. Fly to Norway and pick up your fan mail

Aren't there post offices?

Tell Magnus to send the fan mail to pdela.

Open a new email address using a proxy so he can't track you.

Tell him to send hate mail instead.

Now, that's a little harsh, wouldn't you say? I mean, Magnus Carlsen might not be that great of a world champion, but I certainly wouldn't call him a disgrace to chess! That's just too much of an exaggeration.

Bro didn't get it