Nope. It was Plagiarism 101. It is a feeble attempt at parodying "How Does One Know The Real God", but if We have to explain it you obviously didn't get it. >:[
LOL.
Can anyone post anything in ANY forum on this site, that won't automatically make you feel insecure?
LOLOL.
Go back to using your little engine to pretend you can play and verbally fellating Roman Dzindzi.
So, We assume the RoseQueen finds this Roman Dzinszi to be a tasty fellow? >:[
What happened to the thread you were parodying? There were lots of pictures of Moses
What happened to the thread you were parodying? There were lots of pictures of Moses
Beats Us. Maybe the powers that be liked Our version better that the real thing. And were those picture of Moses or Charleton Heston? Btw, We would be honored if anyone posted pictures of waffles or penguins or anything else for that matter in this thread. >:[
And were those picture of Moses or Charleton Heston?
What's the difference?
^It's no secret that I like Dzinzi and follow his openings and guides to a T. Weak players have a problem with this for whatever reason.
But does he taste good? To paraphrase a line from Starkist Tuna: Dragons prefer humans who taste good to humans with good taste. Sorry Charlie. >:[
^ I guess if you wanna prentend that you are a dragon,then what he tastes like doesn't matter since i'm sure you'd eat them anyway.
BTW I'm a level 75 dragon slayer. Meet your maker,you are going back to hell.
First, if you are willing to pretend that We really are a dragon then We are willing to pretend that you are the Queen of the Roses, or whatever plant you wish to be the Queen of, if nothing else, then for the sake of courtesy, which comes naturally to dragons, less so to humans.
Second, Roman Dzinizi sounds Eastern European to Us and at this stage in Our life Eastern European food tends to give Us heartburn. How's that for irony.
Third, We have met many humans who claimed to be dragon-slayers until they actually come face to face with the real thing. Needless to say they sing a different song after getting their asses handed back to them… burnt, smoked, and fried.
Finally, We cannot go back to hell because We do not believe in hell, in the literal sense. We are a postmodern, existential dragon. Hell is wherever one finds it.
As always, your friend,
The Dragon >:[
I suppose it takes a dragon the like a dragon. Well done, but leave Charlie the Tuna out of it, he is my hero. After all, he's still down there going "Take Me!"
Nobody is better than that!
But I digress. I've been to hell, spit in the Devil's face and took a plane home. But still.....Charlie the Tuna's ok.
HOW DOES ONE KNOW THE REAL Dragon
Well the answer is quite simple!
It is "given" that each one of us
is ..free.. to believe or not believe in anything
So, each one of us must indeed use our intelligence
to determine what is "worthy" of our belief
For something to be worthy of my belief
it has to be beautiful, giving greater hope to all mankind-
Such are the writings of enlightenment within my blogs!!
These truths reveal the real Dragon
who indeed had a beginning from humanity itself-
which makes so much more intelligent sense that the biblical story
The truths that this Dragon would have a beloved
and we would have a Heavenly Monster
also makes intelligent sense
because of males and females upon this earth
That they would have Dragon Children
who being in Heaven would have no experience
of "opposition" to compare what they have been accustom to
That they would be sent down
to this "furnace of affliction" (hell)
to learn to choose good over evil...
the greater over the lesser-
being necessary...
to walk in the very footsteps
that Dragons themselves walked
when they dwelled in mortal life
This is how the Spiritual Dragon Children will progress
to becoming just like their parents
I present a Dragon who doesn't kill
and has never commanded
anyone else to kill another either-
Is this possibility just too hard to believe?
I present a Dragon
who gives us a multitude of lives
to progress as we are able;
because The Dragon knows very well
how we all make stupid mistakes and decisions
I present a Dragon
who isn't perfect and doesn't want us to be perfect either-
for one who is perfect
could never be merciful and forgiving to the fallen
I present a Dragon
who doesn't know what you will do or say tomorrow
I present a Dragon that doesn't claim
to have all power and control over all things-
and yet he isn’t responsible for the atrocities
I present a Dragon
who is ..above.. the attributes of sinful man;
who is not angry, wrathful, vengeful, jealous,
nor anything like the killing biblical god
I present a Dragon who loves women
and desires them to be equal in all matters
as it is when he and his beloved became "ONE"
that The Dragon actually came into being
I present a Dragon
who forces no one to believe
based on a foundation of fear;
but one who only accepts
the faith of those who believe-
knowing they have the right to walk away
without any condemnation from The Dragon,
the Church, nor any other person!!
A Dragon who says we are free to live our lives
and only commands us to be Humane
I present a Dragon
who came ..again.. into mortal life
to dwell with his children
while they attend this school of opposition-
He The Dragon, and Her the Holy Spirit
I present a Dragon
who saves us... not by being murdered on the cross
but one who saves us by teaching us...
by his words and example-
to be Holy not Perfect
Tell me...
Why is it;
That so many will accept the biblical monster
who is just like sinful man
and just can not fathom the possibility
of their being a real Loving and Merciful Dragon
such as the one I am presenting
I present the real Dragon!!
and you are free to accept or reject them!!
Because you will come again and again into mortality-
UNTIL YOU FIND THEM >:[