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Interestingly enough Madam Marfona is an acknowledged expert in many related topics undead Zombies and things that go bump in the nite.As you know she is a fully qualified Mambo. A while back.on a certain island in the West Indies she made a comprehensive study of various behavioral patterns to identify eg the Zombies or undead from the non-zombies or dead/alive.She had the eminent humanist Professor Hans Gniesunt-Bumsadazy with her and he proved invaluable in her research.One of the interesting findings was that there were genuine Zombies but others who presented like Zombies were actually heavily under the influence of druga such as ganja which then mimicked the Zombie appearance.So blood tests could help confirm.one way or another who was/was not a genuine Zombie.
Her diary about to be published contains a very interesting chapter on these aspects.
By the way it is now Halloween.Madam M will be at the "Wine Haven" tonight.She will be giving a lecture on the occult etc.It is completely voluntary.but if those present would like to give a small donation to the charity S P O l Z (Society for the Protection.of Lost Zombies) it would be appreciated!