How skibidi sigma is the person above you?

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Since I've noticed all the "person above you" threads on otf recently, I decided to make my own: how skibidi sigma is the person above you?

Well, there are multiple ways to be skibidi sigma. First off, you could make an alt (with CC's permission, of course, skibidi sigma people NEVER break the rules 😁) and join the multiple dating clubs on this website. It's definitely not strange that these clubs have hundreds of members since there's no better place to date than chess.com. If you try to date irl, you'll probably end up "accidentally" fanum taxing your girlfriend, who's eating this cheesecake that just looks so swexy. Never mind that taking the cheesecake is cheating on your girlfriend. 🤷‍♀️. Just do it already! Even if your girlfriend is the swexy Ariana grande. Cheating on your girlfriend on cheesecake is just so sigma. But dating on a chess website? That has such W sigma fr, especially since you can match pfps and all. Getting pms from girls wanting to date you every morning is just peachy, as well.

Here's another nice method of being skibidi sigma. You can settle yourself in your armchair and pull out your cell phone (the case is decorated with such skibidi stickers), opening up your new girlfriend, ChatGPT. Lean back, and rizz up your AI gf. It's such an enjoyable pastime, amirite? Not to mention soooooo skibidi sigma.

There are multiple other ways of becoming skibidi sigma, but I won't waste more time writing them since I'm so illiterate I won't even be able to read this thread after I post it, so thank u, next. Make sure to rate my skibidi sigmaness 10/10! Thanks for your time, everyone! 

-skibidi Ohio rizzler.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE.

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BasixWhiteGirl wrote:

Since I've noticed all the "person above you" threads on otf recently, I decided to make my own: how skibidi sigma is the person above you?

Well, there are multiple ways to be skibidi sigma. First off, you could make an alt (with CC's permission, of course, skibidi sigma people NEVER break the rules 😁) and join the multiple dating clubs on this website. It's definitely not strange that these clubs have hundreds of members since there's no better place to date than chess.com. If you try to date irl, you'll probably end up "accidentally" fanum taxing your girlfriend, who's eating this cheesecake that just looks so swexy. Never mind that taking the cheesecake is cheating on your girlfriend. 🤷‍♀️. Just do it already! Even if your girlfriend is the swexy Ariana grande. Cheating on your girlfriend on cheesecake is just so sigma. But dating on a chess website? That has such W sigma fr, especially since you can match pfps and all. Getting pms from girls wanting to date you every morning is just peachy, as well.

Here's another nice method of being skibidi sigma. You can settle yourself in your armchair and pull out your cell phone (the case is decorated with such skibidi stickers), opening up your new girlfriend, ChatGPT. Lean back, and rizz up your AI gf. It's such an enjoyable pastime, amirite? Not to mention soooooo skibidi sigma.

There are multiple other ways of becoming skibidi sigma, but I won't waste more time writing them since I'm so illiterate I won't even be able to read this thread after I post it, so thank u, next. Make sure to rate my skibidi sigmaness 10/10! Thanks for your time, everyone!

-skibidi Ohio rizzler.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE.

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THE PERSON above me is fanum tax skibidi toilet rizzler 10000 level gyatt

(JOKE)

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Lmaooo.

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I MEANTTHAT TO HAZEL

NOT rage

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💀

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What has otf come to-

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BasixWhiteGirl wrote:

Lmaooo.

who said i cant be a fanum tax skibidi 100000 level gyatt RIZZLERR SIGMA

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GalaxyGirl253 wrote:

THE PERSON above me is fanum tax skibidi toilet rizzler 10000 level gyatt

(JOKE)

I don’t have a gyat it’s -69420

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But tysmhappy.png

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RageDeboi wrote:
GalaxyGirl253 wrote:

THE PERSON above me is fanum tax skibidi toilet rizzler 10000 level gyatt

(JOKE)

I don’t have a gyat it’s -69420

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BasixWhiteGirl wrote:
RageDeboi wrote:
GalaxyGirl253 wrote:

THE PERSON above me is fanum tax skibidi toilet rizzler 10000 level gyatt

(JOKE)

I don’t have a gyat it’s -69420

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Can I tell y’all a story

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10/10 True skibidi Sigma
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💀

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Sure, rage, let's hear it.

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I’m gonna be cancelled

earlier this morning, my friend saw a puppy outta my window and said what if we sacream cute puppy at it. But I said nah let’s say GYAT. And we did and I hope we aren’t cooked

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16. Hm... interesting.

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😂
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Bro wut de hill ⛰️
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#16 cool, can I join next time