First, you need to give Fide your money ...
And then?
Hoe high is it?
You must become really, really, REALLY good at Chess, lol!
You couldn't even beat me, and I suck.
How you know I can't beat you? Had a challenge with me first.
Go ahead, challenge me to a Blitz game. I'm gonna whoop your a$$, boy.
The most important step, however, is to give Fide your lunch money.