How to cross a river.

You place 300000000 teakettles where the river passes and activate them. You'll probably cause a blackout in the whole country but who cares? Then you can cross the river. The teakettles turn into lava, produce a mushroom cloud and cause more disasters. I never said it was safe. If you don't have 300000000 teakettles for some reason then forget the idea. If you DO have 300000000 teakettles tell me what you do with your life.

The teakettles have to occupy a 3x3 meter radius.

cross it

I somehow don't have 300000000 teakettles. Sorry.

Should be in Off Topic

Where should you get 300000000 teakettles???

You need 600,000,000 kilograms to make 300,000,000 teakettles

*600,000,000 kilograms of clay

And to get that much,you need to visit probably 300 floodplains

Floodplains are located at the edge of a river or a stream

And if you're lucky,there's a chance to find 4 rivers and each river has 5 floodplains

If you find 14 more,you can collect 600,000,000 kilograms of clay

*11 more rivers

In a store that sells teakettles.

I don't know how it happened.

And it has to be a 3x3 KILOMETER radius sorry.

wow lol