Bold of you to assume that I'd ever do any of THAT! 😒
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#1 that's a good plan for someone who doesn't have a life
5. Indeed, it is.
Yes
4. Sadly, watching My Little Pony does not qualify as life-having, so I'm afraid we'll be seeing no more of these sparkle unicorns.
Sep 10, 2024
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BasixWhiteGirl wrote:
4. Sadly, watching My Little Pony does not qualify as life-having, so I'm afraid we'll be seeing no more of these sparkle unicorns.
Oh, yas it doesssss....(freakin' hisses)
No more screens for you, young lady. Go outside and touch grass, it's a beautiful day.
10. Good luck with your novel!
Sep 10, 2024
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BasixWhiteGirl wrote:
No more screens for you, young lady. Go outside and touch grass, it's a beautiful day.
Oh, hell no! Besides I don't have any 'friends' outside of school so now let me listen to Poseidon dissing Ody! 🙄
I'm afraid that'll be a no-
#10 good luck
#16. That sounds great. I bet you could get it published someday.
Sep 10, 2024
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#16
BasixWhiteGirl wrote:
I'm afraid that'll be a no-
Then can I go and conveniently simp for Tomioka Giyuu..? 😍😍
#20 welcome
#21 nah giyuu is too cool
And rengoku is best
Have fun with your life, and get your lazy butt off the couch and do something! Scrolling through a chess forum won't get you anywhere in life. ("What's that?" you ask. Well, soon you'll find out. Try to learn what grass feels like along the way.)
Step 1: Dive into hobbies that make you happy. Fold origami, play a sport, paint watercolor pictures. Sitting around and watching My Little Pony all day (sadly) does not qualify for this exercise of self-discovery.
Learn Something New: Ever wanted to learn how to juggle, speak Klingon, or play the harp? Now's your chance. Better late than never!
Step 2: Find local clubs or online communities that share your interests. From book clubs to gaming guilds, there’s something for everyone. SOCIALIZE and MAKE FRIENDS! Seriously, so fun, amirite, girlypop? Also, ditch your gen alpha slang while you're at it. Erm, what the sigma?
Step 3: Exercise is a great way to boost your mood and energy levels. Try out different activities like hiking, cycling, or even dancing.
Try out a team sport, like basketball. Team sports are a fantastic way to stay active and make friends.
Step 4: Volunteering is a wonderful way to make a difference in your community. Help at an animal shelter or clean up trash in parks. Find a cause that you're passionate about. Maybe for some people, that would be tutoring kids in geometry. 😝
Step 5: Go on trips to new places, whether it’s a weekend getaway or a short hike. Plan fun new experiences for your fun new life! So much better than being a couch potato, amirite?
Step 6: Make sure you haven't starved or sleep-deprived yourself while you were writing all those forum posts about wanting a girlfriend.
Step 7: Practice mindfulness and meditation to reduce stress and improve your overall well-being.
Step 8: Take regular breaks from screens and social media. Spend time in nature, read a book, or simply relax.
Step 9: Identify your dreams and set goals for the future. Whether it’s starting a business, writing a novel, or learning to cook, go for it.
Step 10: Find a romantic partner in real life instead of that AI chatbot you always dreamed of dating.
Aaaannnddd, we're done! Congratulations, you have successfully gotten a life!
*Disclaimer. None of the above guidance applies to myself.