Did anyone else die laughing?
How to Hack Computers

jokes aside if you actually want to learn go [Removed - Mod.]
Why do I need that? I already hacked Chess.com and whitehouse.gov

because armageddon is nigh. "You are a bad actor. Stop please. Hugs and kisses nonmatrix residents of the multiverse."
Watch this 50 second video. It's so funny, I died laughing.