How to Hack Computers

To become a famous hacker you need to be investigated by the FBI atleast once.

What was deleted in post #12? We must know! 

It's highly secretive, known only to some of the elite hackers.

whatever, dude

It was nothing secretive, or even original.  But it shouldnt have been posted.

I know - I saw it yesterday. 

Guys, if you really want to learn to hack, visit [Deleted - you should know that this is wrong by now - Robert_New_Alekhine]. 

Note to self: You should know that pretending to be a mod will get you muted. - Robert_New_Alekhine

To become a hacker, you need to have atleast 3 monitors. At first you might hack just one computer. But as you start hacking more computers you need to get more monitors.

I think 3 monitors should be good enough if you're just starting out.

There's a rumor that Edward Snowman, one of the most famous hackers of the century has 17 monitors covering the entire wall in his home. Obviously such a high number would be overwhelming even to some of the most advanced hackers. But 3 monitors should be a good starting point.

Let me change that for you:

To become a famous ex-hacker you need to be investigated by the FBI atleast once.

That looks about right.

Good hackers never get caught. The FBI are going to investigate, but they're not going to find anything.

That's true... you just need to wipe the servers clean, and have your spouse meet with the director of the investigation.

what's the pumpkin for?

For ambience. All pro hackers will have a pumkpin beside their computers, even me.

Indeed.

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Woah! You actually drink that sugary crap Mountain Dew? Seriously you need to address that with H20...because that sugary drink will be the death of you...