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1. First you must locate the chair,🪑 it has four legs and sitting area and a back to hold your fall, you must locate it with your EYES yes the eyes to see things like your phone
2. You must than move closer to the chair 🪑 so your hands are on the edge to the sitting area so you can feel it
3. Then you must put your butt on the chair, this is so you will sit on it
4. Call the cops, The chair is ILLEGAL as it is a really helpful but ancient item to sitting, then blame the chair being there on a cop, they will leave and soon forget, this way you can legally have the chair as the cops have already seen it!
5, do it all again Except the cop part.
6 NOW YOUR ON A CHAIR