How To Touch Grass! EVERYONE IN OFT NEEDS THIS

Welcome, this is how to touch grass, it feels impossible but you will touch grass if you follow this tutorial

1. First the universe must be created, mainly earth our planet, I order to do this you must make a explosion that forms a planet with this new material “Grass”, If this is too hard for you than actually touch grass.

2. Make sure this green spiky substance is grass, and not A Tree, or anything else green 2.1 grass is on the ground outside.
2.5 If you fail this step ACTULLY TOUCH GRASS

3. Now you must be born, through tons of years people will keep creating new-borns, now this is a really hard step in humanity but all you need to know is if you here PUSH PUSH, it is not directed to you

4. Congratulations you’ve been born!

5.now you must wait 27 loooonnnggg years, this is because you will be too lazy to get off you phone.

6. Now go outside, you will first be terrified by this thing we call, sun-light, this is what’s making you hot and what allows you to see, but just close your eyes, yes the things you use to stare at instagram all day

7. TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH

8. Make sure before you do step 7 make sure no cops are nearby to know I exist with this thread

9. Congratulations now you have the bragging rights and you can tell everyone you know! And make fun of them!

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Or, you can just touch this GIF and stay inside with the AC.