I tripped on my rug and did 27 back flips in a row. This resulted in my flying through my roof and falling face first onto the brick wall surrounding my garden. My mouth was open, and sadly, my tongue split down the middle. This brought me so much pain I leapt 30 feet into the air and fell on my back right behind my pet donkey. This was really bad, because the donkey kicked my head and I flew through the air and fell into my piranha-infested pond half a mile away. They nibbled on me for approximately 22 minutes before I managed to escape, wet, chewed on, and miserable. On my way back to the house, I tripped on a stone and did 5 front flips and collided with our live oak. I was dazed for 4 minutes and 13 seconds before getting up. Now I'm back in my room and my nose itches. What do you think?
How would you like a diagnosis?
I tripped on my rug and did 27 back flips in a row. This resulted in my flying through my roof and falling face first onto the brick wall surrounding my garden. My mouth was open, and sadly, my tongue split down the middle. This brought me so much pain I leapt 30 feet into the air and fell on my back right behind my pet donkey. This was really bad, because the donkey kicked my head and I flew through the air and fell into my piranha-infested pond half a mile away. They nibbled on me for approximately 22 minutes before I managed to escape, wet, chewed on, and miserable. On my way back to the house, I tripped on a stone and did 5 front flips and collided with our live oak. I was dazed for 4 minutes and 13 seconds before getting up. Now I'm back in my room and my nose itches. What do you think?
Aside from some “crazy” exaggerations you seem fine. Dismissed.
Whoa whoa everybody take a chill pill, please. I cannon keep up with all these stories (patients).
if you want a diagnosis say so.
Before you were fine but after Nandos you will be temp. insane. Maybe 5 minutes.
My nose still itches
No indication of anything except someone may be talking about you. Wait, that’s hot ears. My bad.
I WANT A DIAGNOSIS
Totally crazy to scream this. There ya go, chief.
If you had snow pouring out of your hot pink and yellow nose then you would be screaming too
This is not part of my diagnosis but you are a unicorn.
**I AM NOT A LICENSED OR CERTIFIED ANYTHING**
Here’s the thing. Tell your story and I’ll tell you what kinda crazy you are, or not.
this is just for fun. NO BANTER. Everything light hearted, no serious stiff.
good luck