I used to have A chess computer called Chester that would make smartass remarks like,"You must be A salesman,because only A salesman would make A dumb move like that!"When my cousin played Chester he kind of got pissed off 'cause he was A salesman.
Someone should invent a chess computer that swears at the opponent. Now that's realism.
hehhehe, you cant kickbox!
I heard you knocked yourself out shadow boxing once!