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A man finds his seat at the Super Bowl, but notices that there’s an empty seat between himself and the next guy. “Who in their right mind would miss the Super Bowl?!” The man next to him smiles and says, “Well, actually this was my wife’s seat. She passed away recently, and we had already purchased the tickets.”
The first guy is taken aback and says, “Oh, I’m sorry for your loss,” but then thinks for a second and adds, “Don’t you think it would have been nice to take one of her family members to the game?”
The man looks ahead and replies, “I would, but they are all at her funeral right now.”
damn
Lmao I love clipboard! 🤣
original author of #22 is gone! Sad I was having fun with him in a PM and he became deleted!!!
That id_ot has grabbed other's pswds and messaged it to them and threatened many here, many girls been very crass obnoxious to, two have even left cc because his disgusting behavior, and I haven't even mentioned the main crap he's doing!
Angry, a man sits down at a bar and orders a drink. He mutters “These lawyers are jerks… all the same…”.
Sitting not too far, a man in a suit responds “Hey, watch your mouth.”
“Why, you’re a lawyer?”
The man responds: “No, I’m a jerk.”
An old man at a bar challenges the bartender with a $20 bet, claiming he can bite his own eye. Intrigued, the bartender accepts. The man removes his glass eye and gently gnaws on it, winning the bet. The bartender, a bit annoyed, pays up.
About 10 minutes later, the man returns with a bigger bet: he bets $100 that he can urinate straight into a shot glass while running around it. Convinced that it’s impossible, the bartender enthusiastically accepts.
The man tries but splashes urine all around, missing the shot glass entirely. Triumphantly, the bartender celebrates his victory. But a man suddenly yells angrily, “Damn it!” When asked about his frustration, he groans, “That guy just bet me $200 that he could pee all over the bar and you’d be thrilled about it.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the main difference between a Ferrari and a dead body? I don’t have a Ferrari in my freezer.
Sam though is a real loving man! Sure... lmao apparently got the bringing up with firearms, but I know a different side of the cool guy 😂
wsswan wrote:
What’s the main difference between a Ferrari and a dead body? I don’t have a Ferrari in my freezer.
🤣 no.... lmao you have half a Moose
Dude
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