(Humorous) Word Association: What Does FBI, CIA, IRS Stand For?

 Lol thanks I will try to think of more!!

Factual But Inaccurate

Functional But Impaired

Irate Rapid Squirrels (for Trysts)

Individuals Rarely Survive

False But Indisputable

 Or rabid?

Chess Is Abundance

 Ha yes you are right again!

Irate Rabid Squirrels (and Seahorses)

C.I.A.      Chief Instigating* Association

 *Inciting revolutions

 That's a great one I didn't even think of using "chief" as one word, sweet!!

Chubby Impotent Agents

Income Reduced Services

Full Bladder Issues

Irreversible Resources Specialists

Indiscriminate Research Staff

What does CIA, FBI, and IRS all have in common?

Three letters each, all government agencies, all known for being not particularly nice (to put it mildly).

Being an accountant, I sometimes have to call the IRS. They have lovely hold music.

 Yes I will give you points for that answer but there is another thing they all have in common, and it's not the music on hold (funny stuff)!