Robert_New_Alekhine

Jun 26, 2016

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#81

HessianWarrior wrote:

Specifically, those who have an IQ between 0 and 25 are idiots; IQs between 26 and 50 are considered imbeciles; and those who have an IQ between 51 and 70 are considered morons.

No mention of age.

Note: The top reference is for all trolls and not directed at any indivdual.

I thought everyone 0 to 25 had some troll blood or something.

bestpony

Jun 26, 2016

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#82

Tungsten_DinnerMint wrote:

bestpony wrote:

macer75 wrote:

Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

Carla-Magnusson wrote:

Apparently research suggests the average age of a troll is 12.

That's way too young.

A troll must be young enough to enjoy trolling and old enough to do it right.

Agreed.

Which is proof that you are too young. The only way to do it right is to not do it at all.

"Troll" shouldn't be a pejorative classification always.

To me "troll" means attention getter.

Sometimes their content is funny and witty, and it makes my day a little lighter.

That kind of troll is okay by me, and uncommon here.

Then you got the other kind who mainly just wants attention but doesn't have a clue as to how to be clever or worthy.

We have plenty of those, unfortunately.

Nice dubs

Checked

MarcoBR444

Jun 26, 2016

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#83

Robert got trolled and he is pissed off on this.

This note he wrote in my profile reveals.

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But you haven't seem my response. By the way, under new TrollU laws you are not a graduate of TrollU and have no "official" title, and cannot use this in any way. In any case, it wasn't that you "out trolled me". It's simply that Nikprit is a friend of yours and is not a friend of mine.

by Robert_New_Alekhine 38 hours ago

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bestpony

Jun 26, 2016

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#84

Marco, congratulations on your level 12 trolling title! With your new rise to power, may I suggest a change you could put in motion right away to bring on immediate trolling success?

1. Abolish all of TrollU, remove your meaningless hiarchy system and forever bury this self-glorifying trolling movement underground, so nobody has to hear of it again. I expect a 63% reduction in cringing experienced globally across the site, within 24 hours of the commencement of this action.

Actually point 1 all we need. Good luck!

Bilbo21

Jun 26, 2016

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#85

TrollU doesn't exist anymore, it was disabled and now gone forever.

bestpony

Jun 26, 2016

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#86

Well you guys certainly don't know how to stop talking about it

Robert_New_Alekhine

Jun 26, 2016

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#87

bestpony wrote:

Marco, congratulations on your level 12 trolling title! With your new rise to power, may I suggest a change you could put in motion right away to bring on immediate trolling success?

1. Abolish all of TrollU, remove your meaningless hiarchy system and forever bury this self-glorifying trolling movement underground, so nobody has to hear of it again. I expect a 63% reduction in cringing experienced globally across the site, within 24 hours of the commencement of this action.

Actually point 1 all we need. Good luck!

1. Only the TrollU Comittee has the power to give titles. Marco is in danger of forfeiting his trollu membership as he is often claiming to be a Level 12 troll.

2. The TrollU Commitee does not see fit to make MarcoBR444 a Level 12 troll, as he far from meets the requirements.

And TrollU, just like every other university, has been closed for the summer. It will reopen in the fall.

bestpony

Jun 26, 2016

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#88

No summer courses? Maybe that's why the trolling has been so lacklustre recently. No wait it always was, ahahahah

Robert_New_Alekhine

Jun 26, 2016

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#89

bestpony wrote:

No summer courses? Maybe that's why the trolling has been so lacklustre recently. No wait it always was, ahahahah

TrollU is going to change that. We are absolutely determined to make the forums on chess.com the most exciting and entertaining as can be found on the internet.

bestpony

Jun 26, 2016

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#90

I admire the dedication.

I suggest you make a rule that all troll training should be within TrollU and that trolling outside of TrollU, in the public forums should only be allowed after a 15 year training period.

TrollU will be better than ever!

bestpony

Jun 26, 2016

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#91

I think this discussion is over with. Topic change

Robert_New_Alekhine

Jun 26, 2016

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#92

bestpony wrote:

I admire the dedication.

I suggest you make a rule that all troll training should be within TrollU and that trolling outside of TrollU, in the public forums should only be allowed after a 15 year training period.

TrollU will be better than ever!

15 years might be a bit long, but for those true trolling dunderheads out there, we might put a limit. Good idea!

MarcoBR444

Jun 26, 2016

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#93

Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

bestpony wrote:

Marco, congratulations on your level 12 trolling title! With your new rise to power, may I suggest a change you could put in motion right away to bring on immediate trolling success?

1. Abolish all of TrollU, remove your meaningless hiarchy system and forever bury this self-glorifying trolling movement underground, so nobody has to hear of it again. I expect a 63% reduction in cringing experienced globally across the site, within 24 hours of the commencement of this action.

Actually point 1 all we need. Good luck!

1. Only the TrollU Comittee has the power to give titles. Marco is in danger of forfeiting his trollu membership as he is often claiming to be a Level 12 troll.

2. The TrollU Commitee does not see fit to make MarcoBR444 a Level 12 troll, as he far from meets the requirements.

And TrollU, just like every other university, has been closed for the summer. It will reopen in the fall.

wow! I was notified by TROLLU COMMITEE!!

I AM TROLLING THE TROLLU !!!

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MarcoBR444 Trolling Investigation

Robert_New_Alekhine · 2016-06-23T13:17:38-07:00

As of recent a number of idiots started bloating their egos. I gave a couple of troll titles away and myself took a short break from trolling. When I come back, what do I see? Fat, ugly faces staring back at me, wildly grinning with the word "world's best troll" splashed on their cheap

Reply

Robert_New_Alekhine

6/26/16 @ 12:29 PM

Friends Since Nov 4, 2015

MarcoBR444,

This Official Message from the TrollU Commitee is to warn you that you are in danger of forfeiting your rights as a troll and in danger of losing your membership in the Chess.com Troll University.

The Commitee has found that your Trolling Level is that of a Level 4/5 Troll. This title is not official as you have not yet graduated from the above-mentioned University.

However, you have made several members of chess.com incorrectly believe that your trolling level is much higher than of a less-than-average troll. You, against the laws of the Chess.com Troll University, have claimed to be a Level 12 troll.

This "title" has led to your achievement of the Chess Oscar and has many other repercussions. While the TrollU Commitee does not have the power to remove the titles you have achieved outside the group, we are suggesting that you give this title to a more deserving candidate.

Your actions as of recent have been against the laws of TrollU and the normal course of action in such cases is the expulsion from the university. However, as this is a first-time offense, and as you are a friend of several of the members of the TrollU Comittee, we have decided to let you off with a warning and the stripping of all official and unofficial Trolling Achievements that you received.

You can also not reapply for a trolling title over the courses of one (1) month. Please remember that if you consider your Trolling Level to be higher than your stated one, the first person to contact is Robert_New_Alekhine.

The above is in accordance to the decisions of the TrollU Commitee and the laws of the Chess.com Troll University.

If you have any more questions about what is acceptable and what is unacceptable for a troll, please contact Robert_New_Alekhine.

With best wishes for your further studies in trolling,

The TrollU Commitee

Bilbo21

Jun 26, 2016

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#94

that letter is too (2) long.

MarcoBR444

Jun 26, 2016

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#95

Bilbo21 wrote:

that letter is too (2) long.

That means I AM TROLLING THE TROLLU !!!

Then I am A LEVEL 13 TROLL!!

egoole

Jun 26, 2016

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#96

This thread gives me a better perception of a troll...

HessianWarrior

Jun 26, 2016

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#97

egoole wrote:

This thread gives me a better perception of a troll...

Is it good or bad?

Robert_New_Alekhine

Jun 26, 2016

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#98

MarcoBR444 wrote:

Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

bestpony wrote:

Marco, congratulations on your level 12 trolling title! With your new rise to power, may I suggest a change you could put in motion right away to bring on immediate trolling success?

1. Abolish all of TrollU, remove your meaningless hiarchy system and forever bury this self-glorifying trolling movement underground, so nobody has to hear of it again. I expect a 63% reduction in cringing experienced globally across the site, within 24 hours of the commencement of this action.

Actually point 1 all we need. Good luck!

1. Only the TrollU Comittee has the power to give titles. Marco is in danger of forfeiting his trollu membership as he is often claiming to be a Level 12 troll.

2. The TrollU Commitee does not see fit to make MarcoBR444 a Level 12 troll, as he far from meets the requirements.

And TrollU, just like every other university, has been closed for the summer. It will reopen in the fall.

wow! I was notified by TROLLU COMMITEE!!

I AM TROLLING THE TROLLU !!!

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