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TheBatmanHasArrived

Jun 12, 2024

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you were warned

hey guys i am uwu skibidi rizz and today i will become the rizzler on the fanum tax board! time to begin my mewing streak! so i began talking to a bunch of skibidi toilets and cameramen because it is sus amogus and because theyre were too many imposters and it is time to mewwww so i became skibidi rizz and went to ohi and rizzed ishowspeed to the sigma realm now time for part two, as i continued my journey into ohio and became the goku of rizz but then mrbeast show up and sigmaed me and so i died but was revived by the jerizz and became goku and then i went to the fanum tax board and rizz them to skibidi land and became the fanum mewwer and im now wanted in all ohio worlds for mewwwwing and fannumm tax ill begin part 3 now: as i became the god of rizz i decided it was time for more mewing so i went to old texas and became a skibidi cowboy and never saw daylight aain but it turned out there were too many imposters so i went back to ohio but everyone was sus so i went to mexico and died and became uwu man and rizz uwu met me and said "uwuwuwuwuwu" and so i passed into the skibidi realm and became skibidi ok so i went back to the skibidi realm and fanum taxxed beluga only to realized that he was thanos and i was god and then goku appeared and said uwuwuwuwuwuwu and i died of mass cringe and so the gods of rizz told me to fanum tax the planet of wrizz and so i did but it turned out i was in ohio so i never existed and had 5 limbs so anyways i became thanos snapped my fingers and rizzed half the skibidi toilets time for part five: as thanos killed half the skibidis with rizz the aliens inavded and killed the cameramen therefore i became goku again and fanum taxed the aliens but they didnt care and proceeded to become sus imposters and then take over the civilians so i rizzed the world to rid it of the imposters but accidently killed ohio therefore i am now a prosecuted traitor so i became ohio to defeat the freddy but then I FANUM TAXED A MOD ON DISCORD and he was "erm what the sigma" so i rizzzed him to ohio but was warned, so i need a backup plan so i created an master named Hecker to heck my world and turn it into skibidi world and the i terminated disney + and netflix so people would go touchh grass and then i fanum taxed all the mods but then <@846497753009356800> showed up and rizzed my skibidi ok so welcome back to fanum tax episode 8 where the toilets and the rizzzlers face off in an epic battle! so first i revived iron man with my rizz powers but accidently brought back thanos with him, so i went to find the socerers stone but accidently released the ancient Endo Dragon from the netherworld and became bob the builder and died of cringe. but then thanos found the socerers stone and brought together nemisis who procceded to destory the universe made from him and time for fanum tax episode 9! the toilets and the rizzlers have perished but thor with his sigma rizz and the newly founded North Pole elves sigmad Nemisis to the netherworld where the endodragon ate him. Then i met bob the builder again but procceded to decapitiate his rizz skibidi so he couldnt mew me to ohio. but then thanos reappeared with the nemly Freddy FAZBEAR and fanum taxed the remaining toilets! now time for fanum tax episode 10! the rizzlers were revived by my ULTRARIZZ, while thor died of his own sigma bcz hes thor and does stupid things (or is that loki idk) and so i fanum taxed him to Youtube Kids. but then thanos and FREDDY THE SUPREME procceeded to use the SKIBIDI RIZZ brainrot on me! but with the power of youtube premium, i blocked their sigma and turned the skibidi against them! but it turns out they never existed and time for SIGMA TAX EPISODE 11!!!!! now after defeating thanos, i went back to the netherworld and tried to tame the CREEPER but was ultimantly killed by goku again so i sigma taxed him. then the fanums came in. I was 100 billion in debt. So i scammed the FBI and turned them into my own weapon while destroying their rizz at the same time so they cant sigma me in the future but then joe biden came and siad erm waht the sigma and im like what is it with you and he says i dont remember and do nald trump teleports in and says yeah biden thats because you have no brain and bidens like i dont remember i dont remember i dont remember so i fanum taxxed his sigma skibidi ok welcome back to sigma tax episode 12!!!!! today we meet the ULTRA FURRYS and ryan gosling ivades humanity! ok so thanos revives again and i skibidi tax him with my sigma ratio but the UWU's attack me saying wuwuwuuwuwuwuwuuwuwuuwuwuw and i died of cringe but was revived by the endodragon who then became my friend and i took on thanos again but he escaped so i used a skibidi wall to fanum tax him and welcome back to sigma tax part 13! today i am mr skibidi titan man and i will be rizzing ryan gosling to the sigma realm!! first i went to the bank and stole <@846497753009356800> 's cashier dude then i fanum taxed him to the multi realm where gravitation is camera sus and toilets are sigma and then i began hiking towards mount skibidi but died of fanum tax trying to reach it so i was revivied by thanos (wait what)